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Sorry I don’t believe a word you’re saying.
Poor Heather…
Dine Inn, Stay Out.
I am telling you sir, if you don’t believe me, we will freeze your balls off like a brass monkey.
Must be some kind of Inn Continence
Keep talking, I’ll but in if I need to.
And now my heart is broken.
♪ ♫ Thank You for just being You ♪ ♫
Waiter! There’s a fly skating on my soup. Now I’m convinced.
Dear Confuse Manager,
OK, you managed to unconvince me. I don’t meal to go onto lobby or dine in, so I’ll taste the Kentucky Truck Chicken somewhere else. I will be now the incontinued.
Customers
Me welcome, me.
Random capitalization At it’s Best.
Heater is broken?!? What a lame excuse!!!
Of course it’s garbled. Everyone knows that the native language of California is Spanish.
Poc a poco.
Try again: Poco a poco.
I’ll unremember the omalA.
This message has been proof read by Antonio L’opez de Santa Anna.
You hava ze problemo wit dat hombre.
Mi casa su casa
You will be locked in the lobby for forty days and forty nights muchachos.
I’m sorry your heater is broken, I has a Beretta that jammed all the time too.
Welcome to Dine Inn. But you no can sleep here. You sleep afuera because heater broken, and es muy frio in California. We’re sorry if you’re unconvinced. Tal vez otro dia….
I am still unconvinced that was California
The only reason I’m staying on your Lobby, is that it is so bloody cold I’m stuck to it.
Do I still get Fly Bys points?
Sounds like the Dew Drop Inn in Texas? or maybe Oklahoma or… I forget! ..
Looks like no one requested a review before posting this little sweetheart…
if your chinese fast food is made in california by a mexican worker, does that make it chinese food, american food, or mexican food?
what do YOU mean thank YOU?
-robert downey jr.
@RT. I don’t know about that. But. There was a German Chinese called Adolph Wong. His food was great, but an hour layer you were hungry for power.
They couldn’t find anyone who knows English in California.
He says the heater is broken, but I am unconvinced.
Sorry for the unconvinced. That’s a new phrase I intend to use from now on. 😀 good one. I was laughing so hard.
yours truly, manager manager who lives on manager lane in manager, manager manager