It stops wearing plastic sandals

Wouldn’t it be better if they covered it in plastic.

It notes that this notice is like the notice it noticed last time it got wet.

It steps in the lotion….

Note to self: my butt hurts.

It gets wet because it gets the hose again.

Yea! Baby!

I hate when it slips out!

It does not rub the lotion on its feet or else it slips again.

I better have a dry martini then.

Instructions for the Noboribetsu Water park.(duh)

Yes. I have one of those too.

@Sparky. That is really bad at the beach. Then it gets sand all over it.

Don’t do this at home. The Japanese have fully trained imbeciles, who do this for money.

By the size of the pole, it must belong to a Whale. But I guess a twn foot penis is average, when you are 110 feet long.

Then it shoots and leaves.

Go to wet and slip well

IT NOTES: Slippery when wet

It slips it to it easily.

@Marum:Would a whale pwn a twn foot penis? 😛

Now the Knights of Ni will NEVER trouble our people again!

Itus Interruptus.

@DnT. It appears that the “w” and “e” are too close together.

“It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”

Hmmmm….I have to take notes before it gets wet and it slips.