You gonna eat ALL that?

$1.99 is just too much to pay

What only boiled!

NOW YOU PAY. THEN WE SCORN.

To buy or not to buy? Derisions, derisions.

After that, you go back to your jail cell.

For fried scorn, add $0.50.

In the back room they have a shipment of terrorist cell seething hate.

A food cell is the room in a monastery where you’ll find a chip monk.

Ah, the ”Cell Phone Popcorn” hoax

Hell hath no fury like a cellular corncob.

The price is for one cell, meaning one corn kernel. If you complain about the price of an entire ear, you will be scorned.

1 Cell = $1.99
1 Ear of Scorn = Entire national debt of the United States

@ DrLex: Great minds think alike! ;p ;p ;p

Remember, boil scorn but serve revenge cold.

Lower prices are just the beginning. Next we lower your self esteem!

SALE?!? Yeah right, you the Exploiters! Scorn freaks! Cereal killers!

I can get a better deal from the Amish. They have boiled shun for $1.49.

At least its not Cicle Cell.

Well, yeah, on an 8-day period.

– One cell, please. And two plates.

It’s a rip-off. The microscope you need to see what you’re eating costs $99.99!

Could I have an additional 1/10th of an ounce to make it an even 30?

Imported from North Korea

@Big Fat Cat: after that, you’ll want to go back to your jail cell.

Um, no thanks. Just finished a bowl of Scorn Flakes and I’m still trying to recover from that.

A Haioreum is where the pot-heads go for holidays.

Boiled scorn; Guaranteed fat free. Lowers your cholesterol, whilst raising your blood-pressure.

No way I’m paying for it! You Pay!

I get that at home every night. Why should I have to pay for it?

You’ll pay for this Captain Produce!!

This food cell finds you rude and unreasonable.

Hell hath no fury like a boiled scorned.

“The Haeolum painting corn which is chewy and chewy and tasty”

“I’m ashamed to even see you in here!”