That leash doesn’t suit you

OK I’ll be a cat instead

In fact don’t play dog anywhere, let dog play dog.
They can be trained, just look at Lassie.

I only Play Boy in Park

This includes Red Rover.

Roll over, don’t move and just play dog.

Dog playing is trendy nowadays.

I can’t play dog. I don’t even know which end to blow into.

Don’t play God when making rules, park official.

But there are so many nice Puddles, especially when it Dogs!

Can I play ostriches?

Don’t Play Dog.

JUST DO IT.

Doggy ain’t in style here.

Is it OK if I play dog who can pee in a urinal?

It’s a dog play dog world.

You mean I can’t pretend I’m Rin Tin Tin?

See that? Next they’ll take away our guns!

Play puppy, it’s much cuter and more fun!

In Japan, playing dog is safer than playing whale.

It’s okay to monkey around…..

In Soviet Russia, dog plays you.

Some Like It Hot!

Meanwhile in Korea…

Bark like a dog for me!

Whenever I want to play dog, somebody is sure to bitch.

@J-Luke:……. somebody’s playing dinner.

Don’t Yalp God in Krap.

Well, I’ll be doggoned

I’m just Dancing Wolves

Doggy style? let’s make puppies!

No play? Unleash the dogs of Shakespeare

• Don’t Dive Urine in Swimming Pool

maybe the sign writer was dyslexic and meant to write “don’t play God in park”

Just let the real bounty hunter handle it.

Dog or not dog. Do not play. (Master yoda)

May I play dog in bed?

Wuff!

– Don’t sit! Don’t fetch! Don’t smoke!

I don’t have enough time for a full game of h-o-r-s-e!

@72rd.
Confucious say: Boy who sleep in park next to Synogogue, wake up with heavy Jew on top.

At least if you play dog, you can clean up your own mess.

It’s a dog play dog world.

There is a hidden message up top…notice the letter ‘m’

When the cat’s away, the mice will play. Neither the dogs nor the park management have figured this out yet.

@iLock: That’s the ‘m’ in “Engrish.com”.