Please be in the sidewalk

Where should I go in the roof

♫ Oh, what a feeling
When we’re smoking in the ceiling ♫

Is that anything like smorking?

There’s a crack in the floor. Don’t smoking crack.

This really is a Vanilla Club, I like to do things differently,
one of my favourite things to do is smoke in the floor.
I’m outta here, off to the Twilight Zone Club.

Smoke on the water!

Get in the floor and dance on everybody.

If you’re going to do such a dangerous thing as smoking,
then why not get up and smoke in the tables and increase
the risk of harming yourself and others even more?
You reckless person you.

If you aare smoking from the rear, you should consider giving up eating curries.

Or Wasabi paste

Caution: smoking can affect your health, particularly the smoke from the cracks of everybody to the crack of the floor.

From me, definitely smoking in the air.

Have you got a light, Spidey?

Is smoking in the wall from a single person allowed?

Get your butts out in the floor- and DANCE!

(Sang to the tune of Starsailor – “Four to the floor”)

Smoke in the floor I was sure, never seeing clear,
I had a cigarette, from everybody here.
Smoke in the floor I was sure, in the Vanilla club,
security forbid, they had me locked up.

@Tong If you are smoking from the crack, perhaps you should consider making love a leetle slower, or using a good lubricant.

Let’s smoking in the ceiling from somebody.

And everybody can’t be wrong.

People only smoke in the floor because they’re board.

Now everybody out of the floor!

@DnT Confucious say 🙂

@Marum: Where’s that edit button? 😉

No smoking in the crack!

I was smoking on the floor until a drunk stepped on my hand.

Pretty sure the sign in nihongo says something reasonable like “Please don’t smoke in the dance floor area where everyone is”.

What’s it all about, Auntie? You’ve now told us, thanks.

From Jimmy Hoffa.

I smoke sitting

Smoking in the ceiling only.

Thank you everybody. Much appreciated.