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I prefer Ragph Laumen
posted on 2 Jan 2013 in Chinglish
Do you have size !%
Photo courtesy of Brandon Schmitt.
Shop found in China.
(253 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Oh blast it’s in Polish.
Funny they look like glesses to me
And it’s not even jecns in the shop window, it’s dkcsses.
cuthoriskd outlkt
Tihs doest’n fit!
I prefer to shop at Armomi, down the street.
Now we know where the comfortable fat guy underwear comes from.
Don ‘t ect ct MaDoncld’s
Let’s Beer with Fashion design!
It’s funny how we can still understand what they’re ripping off.
I tnink tncir kcyooard is brcken.
Northing cames betwein ne and mi Calrins.
“Between love and madness lies proof reading.”
Those are some strange-looking maniklnckins.
50% Head Off
My name is Ralph, and I resent this capatation.
Some stores take merging very seriously…
Dentists recommend replacing manequin heads every three months
because of the plague.
Black Death is not the new black.
Too rich for my blood. Back to Owld Naivee for me.
Wrat’s tye problum? It’r so mach fun to randumly rephace tre lettars of a suntence!
They also sell LV bags. I mean Las Vegas bags.
there’re some short circuits in the keyboard
The panel can’t agree on whether heads are in this season.
50% say they are so 2013
50% say keep your head on!
It’s authentiknot.
Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.
Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.
The heads are in the sex toy shop across the alley.
@Bob T
That is not all that far fetched. In the middle ages, the prudish nuns used to break the Penises off the male statues.
I would imagine, somewhere, in the musty old archives in the Vatican, there are, filed away, many cartons of stone penises.
If that mental picture doesn’t make you smile….Nothing will.
My spieling chequer walks pervertedly. This disables me to tripe within any missed steaks.
You sure it’s Polish, Algernon? I was thinking Welsh.
Specifically, Welsh for “Sears”
Definitely Polish.
Welsh would be cllwn cllkin jeddns
Your alternative would be Lekis
Somebody slept on the keyboard again
Serbo-Croatian
That’s taking knock offs to a new level!!
Poor sign installer was having a stroke.