Try their shampoo–it fights cancer

Now they call me Toothbrush Head

Sorry I don’t clean my teeth with rats

To be honest it wasn’t the gum irritation I was worried about

Instructions:

– Take the toothbrush
– Remove your head and comfortably*
– Smilehead

*Not suitable for Child People

Effectively removing plague, I guess the ancient Egyptians would have loved this stuff.

Just what I need. I hate it when my teeth are covered in locusts.

If only they’d had this during the Middle Ages!

Prevent Gingivitis and Buboes.

The rats will run away with the replacement brushes and not give you plague. And the product no longer contains irrirating gums.

This is how we fight plague: armed to the teeth.

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!

POLITICIANS! Replace head every three months. It helps get rid of accumulated stupid ideas.

Not only the first cure to the plague, but they also revolutionized it by having it not irritate the gums! Leave it to Tynex to always be 2 steps ahead!

Leaves your teeth minty black death fresh!

Some dentists really want to avoid root canals at all costs…

Seems like I need a little head.

Just the thing after eating black (death) licorice!

If I could replace my head, why would I still be wearing this one?

buy to save your life

Spanish Flu-Toothbrush-rinse-repeat.

Replace every three months!? How about after every single use. I don’t mess around with plague!

We don’t know when the plague started. We don’t know when our gradual descent into madness began. In the beginning they told us there were only two ways to kill a victim of gingivitis: remove the head or destroy the brain.

Nobody told us we’d have to do it all over again every 3 months.

Really?!
It’s much easier to replace your whole head than to
replace just the teeth?!

Psychiatrists recommend you replace your head every three months.