Engrish Communion

He had a good Taste

In the shoes of a fisherman

Indeed, Jesus was the pasta of his flock.

The only kind of spaghetti to serve with Jesus is angel hair.

The Last Supper.

Cooked by Leonardo da Vinci.

Italian Flesh Food at its best

Where can i find God and Meatballs?

Why should transubstantiation stop with bread and wine?

I see communion wafers finally got an upgrade.

We were out of bread, so we got the real thing for you this time…

This is my body of spaghetti. Take it and eat it.

Yeah, but is it Kosher?

No wine. Just two large glasses of water, please.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Eating spaghetti can be a messy business. Looks like it just got a whole lot messiah.

Created by Saint Cheff Boy-ar-dee.

Pasta? I and I thot’ you say Rasta, mon.

Pastafarians and Christians: together at last!

Meh, I’ll take the Vegetable Buddha plate.

Loaves, fishes and a bottom-less salad bowl.

With seafood you get the son of Cod.

I never thought I’ll meat Him

With a bottle of red wine, “What A Friend We Have In Jesus”

– Waiter! I ordered Capellini, not some guy’s beard…!

Served with Cheeses of Nazareth.

This was the real menu at the Last Supper and was a killer dish!

@ Jay: Nazarella, perhaps?

What . . . Rossini without William Tell ??
JEEZ !

And we use the Shroud of Turin as a tablecloth.

No matter how big your party is, one order will be enough.

– Jesus Crisp, please.
– Thy will be done, Sir.

“The Lord is my Dinner, I shall not want….”

He made us fishers of men… and linguini.

Jesus died for our sins. And gluttony is one of them.

well, the Bible does say “Man shall not live on bread alone”

“take and eat. this is my body, broken for you and dressed with four different types of cheeses in a succulent marinara sauce.”

@Peter: Just the other day I saw someone order Canelones a la Rossini. It was the Lone Ranger!

Their steaks taste like they were brought back from the dead, but Sirloin On The Mount does have a nice pasta selection.

Ultimately they went out of business; after the third course everyone’s dinner would rise again.

Would you like salvation with that?

Jesus died for our sins and also our menu.

Now you can REALLY feast on the flesh and blood of Christ!

This is from Argentina,my country =DD