What happens in Disneyland, stays in Disneyland

NOTE: For very young gays only.

Ohh sweetie I never thought you’d ask.

Some of my bestfreiends are Homo Se… umm, Sapiens

Donald, you’d better wear pants from now on…

Hi, Mickey! Have you met Lemmiwinks?

Show us your mouse hole!

Didn’t know that Minnie was a cross-dresser.

Oh, that’s why there was never a sex scene between Mickey and Mini.

Is that where the expression “F… a duck” coming from?

His close friends call him Dickey House. But only in Disgayland.

and I thought Egypt bans gay activities.

I always knew he was f’*ing goofy.

Egyptian Mickey is only like this when Minnie gets her pyramid.

I always thought that those black parts were some sort of latex suit…

You must be this tall to ride mickey. —

It’s about time.

Don’t go! It’s a trap!

When a mouse comes out of the closet it’s time for a serious house cleaning!

Straight kids need not apply.

I always wondered why Mickey had nephews instead of his own kids.

Well, it does say that Mickey has friends everywhere. Including San Francisco.

– Hello, Kitty!
– Hello, Mickey! *drools*

Gives Mickey Mouse Club new meaning….

Sorry the Minnie, I really love the Maxi ^_^

Doesn’t everyone play with their Mickey?

when you wanted to ride the “splash mountain” i had no idea you meant something else!

Mickey needs to put on his protective gear first.
https://engrish.com/2011/08/oh-mickey/

This might explain it, Mickey is Bisexual, or Minnie in disguise…
I’m confused.

Caution: Adult Engrish below:
http://adult.engrish.com/2004/06/09/oh-mickey-please/

By the size of his package, there is not much to play with.

♫”O Mickey, You’re so icky,
Ticky tacky too♪

So it wasn’t just Rock Hudson who had a secret gay life…

So it wasn’t just Rock Hudson who had a secret gay life!

He would be dangerous if he found out what Internet was.

Mickel Jackson Seal Of Aproval.

OMG THIS SEEMS FAAAABULUUUUS