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Well at least its not fecal

Penicure? Oh, now I know what kind of place this is! 😈

Maybe they’re hoping to get a photo of their sign posted on Facailblog.

Oh yeah, I have a bit dead skin there, could you remove it for me?

which part of my body is facail?

– I want my Peni waxed for 400 Bollars, please.

Waxing full leg, half leg, middle leg.

Facail Massage – not so naughty bit
Penicure – very naughty bit
Penilifting – ask our assistant, Suck Ho

Could you straighten this out for me?

Wait, that’s not nail polish!

Ms Facail is not available at the very moment because she’s with a penicure customer. Can you wait … say…10 minutes?

I’m thinking about my fur leg getting waxed!

I think the penicure is something you’ll be looking for a few days after your facail.

At last, a spa for pens! My ballpoint pen hasn’t been well lately and is in need of a pen-i-cure!

Epic Fail up there . . . but sounds like fun down there ^_^

Is that a sex change operation?

Take an A and the C out of “Facail” and you have it right.

Pamper your tired aching What?

Pamper your tired aching What?

Well, at least it’s not a fatal massage.

Only in Thailand.

You’d get a bit nervous at the sight of the file.

Just scraping off some dry skin . . .

The lost tribe of Israel has been found in Thailand!

I’ll just take a little off the length.

The new way to say circumcision.

So that’s where Lorena Bobbitt is nowadays!

Penicure, is that a half Brazilian?