Make my happy time

I suppose it beats the etchings

Only for me! No one else gets best icecream!

Smile and happy time, made in China.

Bravo may lead to sweet time, but Tango and Zulu lead to hardship.

Boohoo will lead you to bitter time.

…with stops along way to Fatness and Heart Disease

What you do with the ice cream to get happy time is entirely up to you.

The Best ice-cream only for you. And for the thousands of other customers of this supermarket.

Much funnier if you read it with a lover whom you call “Sweetness”. 😛

Another loving message from the good people at Borat.com

Ice cream is a dream, but liquor is quicker.

The BS industries of the 20th century.
Advertising,
Style and design,
ADHD.

No piss, crap, gash, cannibalism, kille, not even crisply crisply itches? Just sweetness, smile, harmony, tenderness, happy?

There must be something wrong with this.

I scream ‘Bravo’!

A sugar coated description if I ever heard one.

Johnny Bravo, on the other hand, will lead me to funny time.

I’m feeling my sweetness right now.

And I always thought “happy time” was an euphemism for masturbation…

Bravo for the best Engrish only for you

Is this from a Xanax box?

Approved by Bravo pig (see link).

Smells like Bravo-Sierra to me.

NOTE: This is only for you. Everyone else gets a really bad, dangerous, scary ice cream with assorted radioactive, hazardous, explosive additives, and extremely severe online-translated text.

does this ice cream come in flavors such as “happy ending?”

Johnny Bravo will lead you to sweet time, baby!

In urgent need of this smile making thing

Classic Engrish

It’s nirvana, wrapped in heaven, dipped in chocolate.

Bravo? Do the monkey with me!

Ice cream will lead me to sweet time, Beer will lead me to sexy time.

I want to taste it, not feel it!