Engrish system overroad….

I love steampunk!

”Next station, Room 217!”

Cool, I can have a bath on the bus and save time in the morning!
Thanks Japan!

Do the wheels go round and round

No Eating
No Drinking
No Loud Music
No Blowing Bubbles!

Please exit before the last stop, or you will be flushed down the drain.

”Our steam buses are fully equipped with fire alarms, so use them as much as you want. However, fire extinguishers cannot do.”

When the hot water and air conditioning don’t work it really gets me steamed! I blame the system.

Ah, the heck with it! I’ll run myself a nice bubble bus and relax with my rubber duck.

System Of A Bus. (♫)

@Ilock: I’m Bubbles and I approved this message.

Use what? What???

The ‘Please understand the situation’ part is a little optimistic

Steampunk bathroom.

I get steamed up when my bus is late.

@ilock: Bubbles is very disappointed.

@ jjhitt: I see what you did there. Good one!

So it’s Michael Sorrentino’s fault that nothing works!

Sometime after 10:00 AM, someone left the door of the bus open. The steam caused the fire alarm to go off. This made the air conditioner to fill with hot water. And that is how your cat died.

We’re all Bozos on this bus.

Who would want to use hot water and air conditioner at the same time, anyway?

Looks like the Maker movement has gained a lot of popularity in Japan recently.

They didn’t mention the hand grenade.

I understand.

Rage against the machine–er, system.

STEAM BUS twice as fast as the old Ironclad Bus

And if you come to a fork in the road, take it!

Remember, use it.

Sorry, but I do not think I understand the situation.

Steam powered buses. Next thing you know they’ll make a phone without wires!

If the bus starts sucking, run like hell.

In addition fill a mans hat with perfume and a floating plum.

I’m convinced this is just code for drug smugglers

Engrish here is formidable

That’s not a hotel, it’s a youth hostel or guest house for sure.

I think this was miswritten because “bath” in Japanese is 『バス』(basu.)