“Doctor! You know those suppositories you gave me? Well, I’ve been taking them for a week, and for all the good they’ve done, I might as well have shoved them up my bum.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
We need the Department of Health to analyse this food.
Marum
12 years ago
Coffee, Sodium Chloride, or Potassium Chloride?
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
@Marum: *Rimshot*
Marum
12 years ago
1000 year eggs, 1000 year enemas.
Marum
12 years ago
Anyone can have friends, good ememas have to be earned.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Well? Is it fried or enema?
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Chian, land of honorific foot and friedly enemas!
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Maybe it’s a subtle hint that the cook is an asshole.
♫ Wooooo oh oh oh….. Everybody was Old Poo Frying ♫
Marum
12 years ago
Eat as much as you like – we’ve got piles.
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago
I’ll have the breakfast platter and a prostate exam, please.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
There’s no punctuation on this sign, not even a colon.
Sparky
12 years ago
No worry, it all comes out in the end!
Peter Chan
12 years ago
Persimmon (fruit) and Crab mix ?. . . THE MOST EFFECTIVE and NATURAL enema the world could ever have. Much more powerful than Epsom Salt. Guaranteed explosive diarrhoea for one week.
Does it go well with coffee.
They just pile it on there
Well, I always keep my enema close.
“Doctor! You know those suppositories you gave me? Well, I’ve been taking them for a week, and for all the good they’ve done, I might as well have shoved them up my bum.
We need the Department of Health to analyse this food.
Coffee, Sodium Chloride, or Potassium Chloride?
@Marum: *Rimshot*
1000 year eggs, 1000 year enemas.
Anyone can have friends, good ememas have to be earned.
Well? Is it fried or enema?
Chian, land of honorific foot and friedly enemas!
Maybe it’s a subtle hint that the cook is an asshole.
Not as painful as the Shanghai Boiling Douche
I prefer my enemas steamed. It’s healthier that way.
No s**t?
I’ll have the crapcakes.
I’m sorry this enema is old. I want a fresh one!
♫ Wooooo oh oh oh….. Everybody was Old Poo Frying ♫
Eat as much as you like – we’ve got piles.
I’ll have the breakfast platter and a prostate exam, please.
There’s no punctuation on this sign, not even a colon.
No worry, it all comes out in the end!
Persimmon (fruit) and Crab mix ?. . . THE MOST EFFECTIVE and NATURAL enema the world could ever have. Much more powerful than Epsom Salt. Guaranteed explosive diarrhoea for one week.
Friend enemies= Frenemies.
Fried enemas = Frenemas?
mmmmm…I love the smell of fried ass juice in the morning
I keep my friends close, my enemas closer