Hard to undwstand!

Hey, stop this ticket nonswnse or I’ll Sue you!

Rope, drills, bits… this is either a Saw movie or Home Depot.

“One way ticket,
One way ticket,
One way ticket to the sue…”

One can never be too responsible for wrong.

When confused, jump from cable car. Sure way to avoid all the confusions.

This ticket is sue only. For lawyer, buy other ticket.

Half-price one way ticket – we drag you behind cable car using Rope Way (you’ll want to get the insurance…).

I’m lost can I have muy money back anyway.

This has got to be the worst amusement park ever.

The rope way ticket is not in your four kinds of ticket explained earlier ..

One way ticket: Sue only.
Round the World ticket: ask for Margo.

All your ticket are belong to us.

“She’s got a ticket to ride, but she’s not sure”

The one-way ticket bit me, and I haven’t been able to date Sue

Is sue me rwfund in sum total four kind half-price one-way ticket, please. I inspects my ticket and money and find you responsible for wrong.

Did I win? I mean, I’ve got a straight flush..Oh wait, it’s not a game? Darn, they’re just for riding the stupid cable car.

trckets are trcky to drill.

Don’t you dare sue us, or you get a one-way ticket out of here!

SanFrancisco sure has changed.

I can haz used cable car ticket?

Uhhh…I will put one ticket on black and bet against the house on this ride?

Two half-pricw round trip tickwts plwasw ^_^

Present your roundtripticket and askfor Sue Lin.

You will get more than you expected.

You know, I think they just took all the English words they happened to know and jumbled them into this mish mash.

What good is the insurance? They “not to be responsible for wrong.”

Uhhhh….i think ill take a cab.

“last call for S&M cable car… last call…”

i’m gonna show this to my lawyr..

If the cable car ticket divides by zero, the insurance is invalid.

Can I have fries with that?

A cable car named Decrier

Here are my credentials for the preferential ticket: I majored in Engrish at Beijing U & graduated summa cum laude. Then transferred to Harvard law, where I concentrated on International Torts. Finally, I earned a PhD at Stanford in their prestigious Engrish dept and I am now the chairman of said dept. I am privy to the meaning of the Rope Way Ticket, so don’t try to give me any guff!

the rope way is too risky that is why you need insurance for it.

If you could please make this just a little more confusing, I’ll be able to just skip the damn thing altogether!

Umm… I think I’ll just walk…

Dragonlady, what does Summa Cum Laude mean?

It’s like a Chinese Elmer Fudd wrote this….

Only sue will get these half-price full tickets