My choice – my command

“My, your breath is…fresh…”

Well blow me down.

It’s mouthwash, how can we not keep it clean?

From the makers of Preparation I.

Oh,… if it were only that simple…

From the makers of ‘anal me’ toilet paper

Now… where can I find a wholesaler who has this in bulk quantities?

shameless bootleg

2+1, really?

Now Im Pro-choice.

Two Toothbrush One Mouthwash

I suppose the mouthwash is for her afterwards…

I like mouthful of… well, me.

For that cool, tingling sensation, I choose Oral-Me.

Sounds like a more “polite” Prep School obscenity.
“I say, chap, I dare say you should oral me!”

1+1= 2+1

Yes, that is my choice!

2+1=69

First get more comfort grip….

Don’t forget to wash your mouth after using this mouthwash ^_^

NOW!!

That’s great — a toothbrush with a hair lip.

3 out of 3 dentists agree, amirite gaiz?
me: of course
myself: certainly
i: absolutely

Oral yourself!

Now I know what’s the vibrations of those electric toothbrushes are for.

Since it’s a bootleg I hope the price goes down too.

For your private-parts hygiene need.

Perfect for anal you!

u can brushed me up and down

remember, twice a day

Dental hygiene for selfish people