Luckily I am a leaf whore…

Till death do us part

Jah mon

They mean, those green rectangle paper leaves with numbers written on it?

I’m leafing!

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.

Green leaves was all my joy
Green leaves was my delight,
Green leaves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady green leaves.

(Green leaves, an old Engrish ballad)

Don’t worry little leaves, there’s enough of me for all of you…

“Lichen us on Facebook”

I devoted a lot of love to one, until she told me to leaf her alone…

Nice green message

So many leaves, so little time.

Never mind the leaves. I’ll take the buds.

This reminds me of a Paul Simon Song about all the ways to leaf your lover. Or is it love your leafer?

You’re the only one for me. And so are you, you, you…

What, also Adam and Eve’s…?!

They’ve been feeling lawnly.

ew, looks like someone got to all the leaves before me

Well, some people even develop long-term relationships with marijuana leaves.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers – Plan B

Devote your love to every Greenleaf…and make Legolas very happy.

Thank you very mulch.

Every Fall just breaks my heart.

Lends new meaning to the phrase “leaf blower”.

LL Cool J = leaves love cool james

“. . . I’m a little pothead. . .”

I see Mr. Henry Thumbsdowner the Third has once again paid us a little tribute.

That would be stalking

Have an orgy with a salad!

Leaf it to the Chinese!

sounds like a job for the ejaculation gang

Of course, the sign is made out of wood, which means they killed many green leaves to say proclaim your love for those nonexistent green leaves.