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A gang of wha…
posted on 2 May 2012 in Chinglish
I’m the foreskin, er, I mean foreman…
Photo courtesy of T.K.M.
Found at a Chinese factory making bicycle parts,
in location of crew who make injection-molded parts.
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A bird in the hand…
Whenever a vacancy is posted on the bulletin board, we receive tens of thousands applications.
They don’t rumble with “guns” per se…
What, the whole gang? All at once?!
They have a theme song: “Come Together” by The Beatles
Just a funny euphemism for “all-male staff”
♫ When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet all the way
From the first stroke
To your last dyin’ day…♫
I will never be able to hear Queen’s “Bicycle Races” without thinking of this sign.
Bang.
Worst initiation process EVER!
Boom goes the dynamites.
I get it now! *That’s* why the grass is ashamed to smile….
And that’s why i love my job so much…
I don’t want to see their gang “sign.”
Let me introduce you to the gang. This is Rod, Dick, Johnson, Shaft and Tiny.
Their popularity goes in spurts.
Every one on three…one…
I know I was beat to the punch, but…
♫ When you’re a Jizz,
You’re a Jizz all the way
From the first flying skeet
To your last jerkin’ beat…♫
So, where do i apply to be one of the gang?
Membership is still in its premature stage.
“Thank you, and cum again…”
Is this a stroke job or what?
Hell! What do they steal?
We are the Ejaculate Gang. No-one cums close
Their annual charity fundraiser is the Ejaculate Gang Poontang Wang Bang
When I started this job, I was just a little squirt.
don’t wanna know what happens when they’re involved in “rival shootings.”
So this is what happens when a sausage party just conforms…
The gang where everyone is your bro (or sis).
…and that is why bike seats are shaped that way.
Yin-Gang?
E.g….
A gang of beat offs.
The work of the Gang of Onan
No…Uhmm… Boo-cocky ….
A gang of male porn stars.
You know, ejaculate has a second meaning, to utter suddenly; exclaim.
The new album from The Bloodhound Gang.
“I’m coming!” he ejaculated.
All gang members are expected to pull their…… weight.
That’s a fact, Jack.
“hey you guys, come here for a second. It’s a time sex thing”