“Clean up on aisle four…”

My best time is 3 and a half minutes.

Time Sex = happy hour

At Centurymart, you have sex once in a century

Here you can have sex in 37 different time periods at the same time.

(The Chinese means “disposable products” or “single-use products”)

Please try not to spill it outside the cup.

Sorry, no time to lose.
Sorry… I mean Toulouse.

A sex thing that explodes too late…

Lets just start with a beer!

Beats the hell out of hanging out at Starbucks.

I’m on a schedule

This must be a fertility clinic. #1 selling aphrodesiac: RICE.

Brought to you the same folks who put a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

” If you have the inclination, you’ll want the time ! “

Brought to you by the same folks who put a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

” If you have the inclination, you’ll want the time ! “

( yes. where is that Edit Button ? )

One at a time for sex?

Excuse me, is it something to time my performance or a one night stand thing?

And in my country all we have is Daylight Savings Time.

You’re timing me? Jeez, that puts the pressure on.

Time flies when you’re having…

One at a time, guys. One at a time.

Timecop, where are you?

THE epic Chinese fail

It will last longer if you do it close to light speed.

Time flies like an arrow
Time sex like a disposable product

If u have the money, I have the time.

excuse me, is this the 10 inch-i mean, items or less line

Salesgirl to supervisor: “For $1,000.00 cash how much should I take off?”

Supervisor: ‘I don’t know about you love, but everything but my cotton socks.’

@RT. Haha The 10″ or less line, and the over 10″ line. Interesting cioncept.

I see, they mean… ‘thingie’.

Be careful with the time travel sex thing, you may become your own grandfather.

Its a time sex thing. You wouldn’t understand.

一次性用品 = disposable products

This is a character-by-character literal translation.
一次 = one time
性 = a suffix similar to “-ness”, but also means “sex”
用品 = goods, products

Thanks Wm, now go tell the store.

The Stone Temple Pilots must shop here.

Where Dr. Who shops for adult novelties.

If I could time in a bottle.

Can’t just be at this! It’s a time sex thing!

“a time sex thing”, says a man.

the picture doesnt suggest either time or sex …

A time sex thing- when the big hand is on the bottom and the little hand is on the fourskin.

stop watches in aisle 3, wet wipes in aisle 5

Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey sex