Pedophile packaging!

Just as long as they don’t look up

Congratulations on your purchase! You are now a level three offender under the Child Protection Act. A warrant has just been issued for your arrest. Have a nice day.

I might excuse you, but I’d never excuse myself…

I’m usually included in large, adult toys only. Like the asstorment ones.

I never before got the idea to hide myself in a small toy so I don’t have to play with children. That’s pure genius.

Avoid eating. It makes you fat and you won’t be able to be included in small toys anymore.

Well may we excuse your product, for no one can excuse your English.

May we put large parts in our mouth….and chew them a little?

Ah shoot, I was just going to touch this fire to get a nice tan…

Must be a Godzilla toy that shoots real fire and radiation.

100% satisfaction guaranteed or excuse us.

If death or disfigured, excuse us.

Well excuuuuuuuse me!

Don’t touch the fire, you might get burned..in the ultraviolet pedohades!

Do or do not, no excuses, the way of the Jedi is.

I love toast but I never thought about eating a toaster… even as a child.

Small toys may not play before their 3rd birthday

The toy toaster’s radiation burned my toy toast, melted my small toys, and made my hair fall out. I may excuse you guys, but my lawyer sure won’t.

If you play with a child under the adult, you are toasted!

“Do not put small parts into the mouth, avoid eating” . . . um, did they REALLY mean that ??

Be included in small toys! Be proactive!

What they probably want to tell us is this: the toys under three years of age are not supposed to play under the influence of adult children.

What about the small parts called ‘teeth’…?

Country of origin..Hell.

dangerous toy