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Whats that you say, sorry I’m a bit stiff at the moment.
And I thought Viagra had cornered the market on erection repair.
Is that a Sony in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Surprised they don’t list the HTC wet dream
What’s the problem, my Sony is stuck, can’t get it up and running.
My Sony has had this problem for more than four hours, can you do something?
I hear Sony has more towers…
Must be a new Sony series to combat I-Porn.
This may take a while. These Sony’s are awefully hard to fix.
Can they fix a flacid motorolla?
Even when I turn the ringer on, it just keeps vibrating like crazy.
My Sony is Bony.
Your hand turns it on.
When I am 80…that WILL be the phone I have!
Look out college girls, cause I got an erection!
When a cell phone and an Ipod love each other very much…
Something to compete with the XXX-Box 3-Way.
Is that a Sony Erection in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me
Must have been on vibrate.
The new Sony Erection –
More than just a simple click to turn your phone on.
The Sony Pecker — comes with Angry Birds pre-installed.
A new generation of Hand-Held
Forget about hearing loss. Excessive use of phone can make you go blind.
The new Blackbelly Singsong Nookie Sonny Erection
I can’t wait until they offer me an upgrade!
I’m so glad they make waterproof Mobile Phones.
“We get signal.”
“Main screen turn-on.”
A Sony erection?
Yes. It is four inches long, two inches wide and half an inch thick and if you set the alsrm, it will vibrare at 0500hrs every morning. That way, as the Sun comes over the horizon, so can you.
I used to be someone who carried his Sony in his pocket like you. Then I took an erection to the knee.
*whew* thought u said KONY erection
Can’t fix the erection problem even after reading the instruction in Kama Sutra.
Wanna “play” with my “station”??
Hmmm…. Sony Erection means Sony Ericsson? Ah, now I see.
My sony keypad only works on 6 and 9.
we employ only the ugliest people that will fix that sony erection you have there.
Everyone has a PSP, all I have is a Game Boy Mircro…
Somehow i don’t feel like this was a mistake
I guess what happened was someone tried to write “Sony Ericsson” but the auto-correct then corrected it to “Sony Erection”. Simple Engrish by Auto-Correct.