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Very scratchy under the sheets.
Bestwishes! And don’t let the bed mites bite!
Don’t let the bed-mates bite either.
Near to the lice even more so.
Also ask about our color coordinated line of chiggers, ticks and flees.
The bite of the mite is quite a plight, alright. Don’t invite that mite! Indict! Incite a fight upon that benighted fright. Do it now! Do it right! Do it overnight. Oh… and what’s with all the blue stuff?
So you’re saying you have crabs??
Because they mite bite them.
Ah’m hankerin’ a mite fer that half-undressed filly back thar!
But if they’re somewhere really close to mites, it’s usually quite hard to decide who is the beautifule!
Mite makes right.
Put our mite sheets on your bed and sleep on the floor, You will have a beautiful sleep.
Also available: carcinogen free baby formula and rabbies free puppies*
*does not imply puppies are in fact free from rabbies; baby formula contains melamine & dioxin
**or rabies
Of course!
No. Rabbi free. The puppies aren’t Jewish
As an Aussie would say: “She’ll be alrite mite.”.
Err. Can two people sleep in a single bed?
Yes Sir. Intimately.
I don’t know about the mites, my dear. But I certainly do bite.
the queen never realized snow white was fairer than her simply because she didn’t try to nuzzle her face in Fluffy
I know! The puupies are Shitsyou.
That woman has twig arms. I hope she doesn’t plan on dying of osteoporosis.
But if you want not away from the mites, wecan accomodate.
Of course. You wouldn’t think we’d have to REMIND you that away from the mites are more beautiful…