Winner of the weirdest hospital department title

Heaven temporarily closed due to construction. We apologize for the inconvenience. In the meantime, please go to hell.

Wouldn’t chapel be easier.

Oh sorry, I’ve taken a wrong turn. I’m looking for the Section of Public Lavatory & Urinary Outflow with Relief

So much about X-Files…

One word . . . MORTUARY

I assume this is the mental health ward.

My insurance isn’t going to cover this, I know it.

“Spiritual civilization” sounds like an euphemism for a pub with hard liquor.

Hospitals have two kinds of little closed rooms: rooms where you stand and hold still and rooms where they stick something in you. I’m thinking I don’t want to know where they’re going to put their Spiritual Construction.

Oh, sorry. I was looking for Sector of Security and Internal Infamy Reproduction.

Isn’t this how SIM CITY got started?

Hey, Wang Fu, how many rows of bricks do yiz want on this Buddhist/Confucianist wall ovuh heah, huh? I been workin’ six hours already, I mean, fuhgeddahboutit!

You can pay by telepathic transfer.

PUblic Relations Department??
What do the Chinese characters say?

It’s not good. Trappist monks have colonized my liver.

Translation:
Propaganda and mental civility building place.

@YYD. Thanks mate. That makes slightly less sense than the Engrish version.

Is that the new name for the Super Room of B?

Civilization is constructed of people!

Nice Photoshop.

@YYD “Propagating of mainstream values” may be better…

I would think that the translation of this sign is correct: “spiritual civilization construction” is a catch-all term invented by the Communist Party in China for actions which seek to force government-sponsored ethics and religion on the people.

Oh God, the Scientologists are here!

Hospitals: Building Spiritual Civilization, One Passing Away At a Time

Hell to hot? Not into all the harps and angels? Come in and construct a spiritual civilization of your own! We’ll even help with the pubricity.

What does it do then?