Batman Begins Playing Cards

Spiderman sure does enjoy stroking those criminal activates!

What next, the Green Lantern meets The Joker.

I’m confused. Is Dr Jackstraw abnormal or is it the drugs he is trafficking? The only way to find an answer is to ask…..Spider-Batman

Must be batman bin spiderman

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/04/03/singapore-superhero-batman-bin-suparmen/

More like “Confusion Begins”.

To a faraway planet, a young boy Kalel drove to Earth planet to refuge. His capability on planet allowed him to flight, strong, and supper-speed along with x-ray vision. However the fact, the malovent Hex Lutor strives to die Superman and friends by use large weakness: Kryptonite. Every day he makes out in a whole skin help firends Jimmy Lois JJson etc. Save grate day Superman!!

They’ve been stroking criminal activity too long. They’re starting to go blind.

Quick! To the Bat Basement!

I don’t know much about Batman, but I can smell something fishy here.

Ninja Group, a subsidiary of Guys In Masks Worldwide, Ltd.

And what does Peter Parker have to say about all this?

When being a child, Bruce never saw any kindly killings

When Confucius spells Confusion, anything could happen, like . . .

1. Gotham becomes Gete;
2. Batman becomes Spiderman . . .

Batman, Batman, does whatever a bat can!
Wears a belt filled with toys,
Spoils all the bad guys’ ploys,
Look out! Here comes the Batman!

I don’t have a clue what this is about. I felt my brain fly out of gear halfway through reading through it.

THE Ninja Group listede at $1.76 onthe ASX, will be having a capital raising to acquire the Spiderman franchise.

I hope Dr. Jackstraw isn’t a urologist…

I’ve tried three times to read through all the gibberish, and failed.

Those who managed it have my admiration.

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
SPIDER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Pretty fishy there being a basement under a Spanish Villa, Robin.”

“You mean where there’s fish, there’s bound to be a cat? Holy Sardines, Batman! Tigra!”

To make things easier, I’ve combined the two names. Behold! Man-man

Hmm. That wasn’t the way I remembered it.

My bat-sense is tingling! Danger in Gete!

I would pay a lot of cash to see the look on Stan Lee’s face if he should read this ….

Gete=Gotham+ghetto

Batman begins… where rationale ends.

God didn’t give me a chance to fulfill my will so I turned to Ra. If that doesn’t work I still have Zeus, Odin, etc…

Let me see if I understand…

So Batman is also Spiderman, but he keeps his Spiderman equipment hidden in the basement of his villa as opposed to his Batman equipment that he keeps in a cave under Wayne Manor?

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

Whew, at first I thought it said tonguing the chief of the mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, et al. But that’s the naaame…Tougon, lol. Not that I’d have a problem with that though…

And now you know why Heath Ledger is dead.

Drugs are bad! But it did make more sense after a quart of vodka.

i just bet that the mysterious opponents were VERY FAMILIAR with the stroking SpiderBatman… and that abnormal drug trafficker? Um, YEAH.

All hail the BatSpider!

Such classic “Spiderman”(?) villains, including the abnormal drug trafficker, he’s not all that charismatic when he crashes though.

Bruce Wayne get mad, also become Hulk, write bad backstory.

even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him? I need to get these!

the batmans does find not good robin help with in pipes for new man-bat car racer for very happy’s old guy.

…I have nothing to say about this. My mind is full of confusion. @_@

bruce can be such a child when he’s being a child

Nothing to see here, just a broken english version of Batman’s backsto… wait, what???