Seafood buffet for lunch..oh yes, you will be very sorry
Algernon
12 years ago
All said with poise.
DrLex
12 years ago
We tackled the problem at the source. Of course we locked your minibar as well.
FatKenney
12 years ago
WARNING: You have just eaten tonight’s special. You have twenty minutes to get to a toilet.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
R.I.P. Incontinence. You will be pis– um, missed.
Jazzy
12 years ago
Restroom in the lobby. Look for a line of customers with their legs crossed.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
– Good afternoon Sir, would you like a continental or incontinental dinner?
– Just one small pisa would be enough, thank you.
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago
The restaurant has to close by order of the Health Ministry owing to the full house of incontinence
Chuck
12 years ago
There’s a 15% surcharge on your bill to cover your surge on the carpet.
Bill Gates
12 years ago
Our humblest apologies. Don’t blame us. We wanted to continue serving you the popular e. coli special, but those public health officials will close a dining hall at the drop of a hat. Enjoy your incontinence.
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago
YOU’RE sorry?
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago
Oh, God! And I wore my new Armani today!
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
There must be something between men and urine…
Davey8
12 years ago
….I’m not so sure I wanted to know *why* it’s closed. But I can assure you…it wasn’t because of *my* incontinence!
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
”Thou shalt not wet the dining room after 6.00pm.”
Peter Chan
12 years ago
How convenient of you blatantly judging your customers for being incontinent on this part of the continent . . . how DARE you !
Sarah
12 years ago
That’ll teach you to have sea weed on the menu!
Eccekio
12 years ago
Why was the ocean pissed – Because the sea-weed.
Tong
12 years ago
It is our way to help you. We need to be cruel to be kind, you fat pig.
Eccekio
12 years ago
aLL THE FOOD ON THE MENU HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGEMENT.
jjhitt
12 years ago
You’ve got to try the Pu Pu Platter here.
Po
12 years ago
the restaurant must be in Florida
Eccekio
12 years ago
The restaurant is on the Brown River.
Bystander
12 years ago
Uh, when I suggested you take a load off, that wasn’t quite what I meant…
Tom P.
12 years ago
Please try and control yourinate ability to eliminate waste water from your body.
Jøsh
12 years ago
We have passed a movement to make it our duty to run or trot our wait-staff so you may enjoy quick relief from hunger, because we know you’re the sh*t.
Mark
12 years ago
That’s what you get for building a restaurant without bathrooms!
sparky
12 years ago
Owner: wait till they get a load of the pricey pay toilets. They are locked..right?
kaworu
12 years ago
Actually, all of a sudden I’m not so sure I want to eat here anyway…
ArallaHiney
12 years ago
They killed two turds with one stone
Chrispy
12 years ago
It all Depends..
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago
YOU’RE sorry??
BigD25
9 years ago
Well I heard that reservations weren’t necessary, but now I can’t help it
Seafood buffet for lunch..oh yes, you will be very sorry
All said with poise.
We tackled the problem at the source. Of course we locked your minibar as well.
WARNING: You have just eaten tonight’s special. You have twenty minutes to get to a toilet.
R.I.P. Incontinence. You will be pis– um, missed.
Restroom in the lobby. Look for a line of customers with their legs crossed.
– Good afternoon Sir, would you like a continental or incontinental dinner?
– Just one small pisa would be enough, thank you.
The restaurant has to close by order of the Health Ministry owing to the full house of incontinence
There’s a 15% surcharge on your bill to cover your surge on the carpet.
Our humblest apologies. Don’t blame us. We wanted to continue serving you the popular e. coli special, but those public health officials will close a dining hall at the drop of a hat. Enjoy your incontinence.
YOU’RE sorry?
Oh, God! And I wore my new Armani today!
There must be something between men and urine…
….I’m not so sure I wanted to know *why* it’s closed. But I can assure you…it wasn’t because of *my* incontinence!
”Thou shalt not wet the dining room after 6.00pm.”
How convenient of you blatantly judging your customers for being incontinent on this part of the continent . . . how DARE you !
That’ll teach you to have sea weed on the menu!
Why was the ocean pissed – Because the sea-weed.
It is our way to help you. We need to be cruel to be kind, you fat pig.
aLL THE FOOD ON THE MENU HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGEMENT.
You’ve got to try the Pu Pu Platter here.
the restaurant must be in Florida
The restaurant is on the Brown River.
Uh, when I suggested you take a load off, that wasn’t quite what I meant…
Please try and control yourinate ability to eliminate waste water from your body.
We have passed a movement to make it our duty to run or trot our wait-staff so you may enjoy quick relief from hunger, because we know you’re the sh*t.
That’s what you get for building a restaurant without bathrooms!
Owner: wait till they get a load of the pricey pay toilets. They are locked..right?
Actually, all of a sudden I’m not so sure I want to eat here anyway…
They killed two turds with one stone
It all Depends..
YOU’RE sorry??
Well I heard that reservations weren’t necessary, but now I can’t help it