Home is usually where it all happens…

As it should be.

That’s the problem with Asian food, an hour later you’re horny again.

We are not responsible for trouble feeling yourself at home after you have used our water jet toilet.

I only feel myself at swimming.

I wouldn’t come to a restaurant if I wanted take-out… now, get busy, waitress

Rice balls do that?

People feeling themselves in restaurants has become a huge social issue in Japan. Some customers don’t want to be exposed to the second-hand feel.

Excuse me while I go “pickle my plum” and “choose a main ingredient for my rice ball” — if you know what I mean.

At home, in the car, the back of the theater, the break room at work, you name it.

Home is where your *insert your favorite naughty bit* is.

When I think of home, I touch myself.

After feeling myself at home, I asked for the server.

I feel funny today.

NTT: reach out and touch yourself.

I’d prefer to pork..I mean, some pork

Sad thing is, they apparently they have enough of a problem that they have to post this. Which begs the question “Is it the waitresses or the food?”

Wait, so why did I bother to come here then?????

Does the waitress come with desert? No Sir. But she gets aq bit puffed during the rush hour.

aq = a (typo)

May I feel the waitress instead?

I would prefer to take the waitress home, and feel her there, instead of myself.

Sorry mate. But I’m not feeling myself today.

“A hot of Japanese”. MMMm. Yes! I find japanese women very hot. May I take one home and feel her there?

Home is where the feeling is.

(And heart is not on the menu.)

This home comes with a pool, a spacious kitchen, two bathrooms and a Master Bateroom

Wouldn’t the main ingredient of a rice ball be …… rice?

Wouldn’t the main ingredient of a rice ball be …… rice?

Rice, Rice, Baby…..

first i can’t swim in the swimming area now i can’t feel myself in the restaurant. what is this world coming to?

but… i already paid for the happy ending…

It’s weird, because at home, I feel myself in a restaurant!

“I was all by myself, no one was looking, I was thinking of you…”

Boiled rice soaked in hot water would be a simple meal indeed… in any country!

Please feel yourself at home! That’s your final warning. You’re upsetting the other customers.

For God’s sake stop grabbing the cashier!

@ fatkenney: TMI Dude, TMI

Uh… you do it at home? I always do it in the bus, during my morning commute.

Me so Honey!

There goes my last guilty pleasure.

Pee Wee Hermans not allowed here

bowl of rice> 150 y
bowl of rice soaked in hot water> 480 y
Ugh, O.K….I’ll take a bowl of rice with a cup of tea, hold the tea leaves