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Why is something lurking there.

Just don’t fall down the hole.

You can learn how to moonwalk, by the way!

This sounds like a recipe for an infinite loop.

Then turn left and go silly walk.

Will I be blinded when I work normally?

NOTE: When you return, go forward.

It’s called the snakes and bladders game.

The toilet’s next to the HuangPooPark…

An unforeseen side effect of Dr. Stopclock’s Anti-Entropy Device was that it really took the fun out of dining out.

Pleading ‘not guilty’ at the Food Court.

C’mon, straddle that bowl!

For the taxi, please start at your destination, pay the driver first, then ride here and stand in front of this sign.

I always go backwards. Doesn’t everybody?

In communist China, deuces drop you.

Is this a command for the toilet or the person?

I don’t think i9t would be advisable to walk forwards while I’m peeing.

The Chinese have parks for everything, Iustrial Parks, Technology Parks, and Pu Parks.

Edie : Industrial Parks

If I walk bacwards I never get close enough.

Toilet, please come backwards!

from the same makers as that instructions shampoo guy who wrote “lather, rinse and repeat.”

There once was a man ffrom Kent,
Whose penis was terribly bent,
When it happened that he,
Attempted to pee,
Instead of going he went.

@RT I got an even better one – the instruction on a deodorant stick: “Take off cap and stick thumb up bottom.” .. I wonder what you do if you’re not wearing a cap….

Must be an Australian toilette.

Extra points if eyes closed.

they are skiing us to go forward while in reverse. so I will walk straight but do it backwards at the same time.

So I go from point B, to point A?

I’d rather walk in a circle, than down and back up the stairs backward.

Do not pass Go . Go straight to Jail.

then turn left close your eyes and walk straight with high knees