Oh, you’re looking for a whatchamacallit

It must be quality products, they all look pretty hard to me.

For your furry thingamebob

My kitty always craved for such heavy metallic chain… Not to mention my guinea pig.

We’ve already had this one before…

♫ But these things take time
And I know that I’m
The only pet
That ever stepped ♫

For the Addams family

From my own personal experience, they are very classy thing.

Dogs must be kept on a pet thing

We don’t know what it is, or what is it used for, but darn it’s good!

You make everything groovy.

Better than
Pet Product
Quality Thing

Pet you with a chain, kiss you with a whip.

It’s a pet thing, you wouldn’t understand.

♫ Dog chain and chokers
And thick leather lashes
These are a few of my favorite things.. ♫

You’ll have to go to the Stuff department. All we have hear is things.

Your cat has a very bad case of Ear Collies.

How you know when your marketing department isn’t trying hard enough.

Pet my thing, and it will squirt at you.

It’s scary! It’s the ‘THING’!!!

“Kitty” must be a 700 lb. Bengal.

♫Pet Thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure.
So come on and hold me tight, you move me.

Pet Thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, Pet Thing.♫

My dog must be a thing!

Is that a chain for the pet thing? Must be a pretty big pet. But, who will bell the cat, as it were?

From the makers of “Beer” brand beer and “Cheese” brand government cheese comes Pet Thing! What kind of this is it!? You decide! Quality Products Inc.!

Buy the Genuine Pet Thing!
Don’t be fooled by low quality imitators
such as Pet Item, or Pet Doodad.
Nothing beats the real Pet Thing!

I keep thinking that Collies head is grafted onto something like a bodybuilders body.

No, It’s the ghost of a collie being exorcised from a cat. THAT is what pet thing does!

I don’t know what’s funnier, the Pet Thing bag, or the fact that it was made in China and sold at a Korean store in Paraguay.

Snackycakez, you mean a product made in China, labeled in Engrish, then shipped off to a Korean store in Paraguay?

ribbonleaf, there ya go, perfect recipe for comedy

What if it were shipped off to Uruguay (the country Homer Simpson calls “you are gay”?) If you watch the version of that dubbed in Russian on YouTube, the Russian tries to say “you are gay” in English and he says “guay” instead of “gay”. In Russia, dog walks you!

I’m not sure that’s for pets!

this is my favorite post! LOL

They need to be more descriptive in their stuff…

I would rather get the heavy Petting..

Yours pets will thank you

It puts the pet thing in the basket!