Mashes your peas and meatloaf together so you don’t have to

They compress people!!!

Forces it out in little cubes or a smooth slurry.

A breakfast decompressor near my toilet would also be nice.

NOTICE: Use eye and ear protection and a bib while using this equipment.

They’re always trying to squeeze more productivity out of the workers.

– How would you like your steak, Sir?
– Medium RAR, please.

Perfect xmas gift for your grandparents.

Now you can fit an entire turkey dinner into one Ziploc bag.

Conclusive proof that Iraq possesses weapons of snack destruction.

What ?? To match the lunch dilator?

Twice the calories, half the size!

Inflating turkey dinner over 120 psi may result in decapitation and death.

Do not exceed maximum rated pressure or it will be your Last Supper.

To bad they don’t make one for lunch.

“How do they cram all that graham?” Now you know.

You may also try our:

– Grave Juice Squeezer
– Naked Lunch Wormer
– Supperior Duck Exploder
– Assorted Vegetarian Extinguisher
– Crap Analyzer

NOTE: Toaster is unfortunately broken.

My mommy mashes my peas & meatloaf for me.

Accidentally used together with Onionline Translator.

Technology is getting one step closer to meal-in-a-pill!

if you have an inmate on death row requesting a very huge last supper, this might be one way to dick with him right back

Bla bla bla JELLO bla bla lol!!!

I like how the logo is a standard Superman logo with an out-of-place, different-font “C” on top of it.

Soylent gree at half the size.

Don’t need no comprssor baby!

For I eat my peas with honey,
I’ve done it all my life,
Though it makes them taste real funny,
It sticks them to my knife.

For those too lazy to chew….

– it’s a blender!
– it’s a microwave!
– no! it’s supper compressor!

You hook this up to your technicolon.