Comes in hook, tape and round sizes…

The little worm in the pants is up when tickled.

Comes with free tablets

these generic v!agra knock offs are getting worse

Worming up for a grave juice?

Sweatpants worm – juvenile phase of the trouser snake.

Our motto:
”Get up, you worm! Exercise!”

Are those pants from “Intercrow”? I can see why the crows would want to worm up…

Only over my dead body!

Good. My old pair are wurn out.

Yes you can!

Check for any stray wormholes before you purchase.

The sign is a bait 😉

@ jjhitt: Oh, you mean, ‘worm out’?

“Do your dance, do your dance quick
Mama, come on baby, tell me what’s
The Worm, ah – worm up…”

I’ve heard of hanging out at the mall… but the feet of those two people in the background don’t touch the ground.

Is that a worm in your pocket?

CUSTOMER: ‘Hello, I want to complain – there’s a worm in these!’
ASSISTANT: ‘Don’t worry, Sir. We will remove it right away.’

Worm up (up, up)
Everybody say
When you hear the call
You’ve got to get it underway…

Those clothes aren’t revealing enough to get the worm up, unless they are really tight.

The sweat must flow!

Nah I just wish to coal down.

CAUTION: Please do not use your worm as a mouse.

Also available in our Buttique:

– Wormproof rancid body bag
– Disposable incontinence wedding dresss
– Dutch cowboy spells ‘Pool down yucky fish-bra’

When you have no access to Viagra….

I,ll just put my LSD wrap in the pocket. phew!

Do the Worm! Psh-bd-dum doo-dah-dah-dum-dum (wicka-wicka-voop)