Toe-licking good!

Hmm warm toe jam. Delighted

This product has an evolving taste. It evolves with each walk around the block.

How ’bout some special sauce on those?

Get a 5 pack, experience all the new flavours.

In fact, the new taste wasn’t such a hit with customers who complained that it was tasting like the competitors, and they had to reintroduce “Socks Classic”.

Hmmm, it;s got a heady aroma, a wooly texture, with a supple finish…Argyle ’62 from the South of Bordeaux.

Now with Reinforced Toe that Holds In The Flavor!

“Sock it to me. Sock it to me!”

Now has 50% of your recommended daily levels of dietary fibers!

Buy 5 pairs and recieve a free Sock Wok!™

Quentin Tarantino seal of approval.

I caught my Burmese cat one night, laying there with a far away look in his eyes, whilst chewing on one of my daughter’s dirty socks.

My assumption was that he thought he had found a dead rat..

These ones must be pre-flavoured.

Bottomline reads — Strictly no trying!

If it’s delighted, well, then I’m about to happy!

I love to feel delicious.

”Darling, would you, umm… you know, taste my new socks tonight?”

Sock fetish delight – anybody ?

The cocoa powder really adds to this polyester blend.

This tastes like feet!

The taste and smell are enhanced with each wear. My doggie just loves to sink his teeth into them!

They’re marketing to moths now?

Socks! They’re not just for perverts any more!

and coming soon for kids… the bart simpson “eat my shorts” collection

mmmmm tweeedddd

For those who always end up sticking their foot in their mouth.

It’s what’s for dinner!

Not just for breakfast anymore!

Chocolate flavored socks… yum! :D’

New Taste!…..same smell.

This brings out the feels.

Not only soft, but delightful too? Wow! It’s hard to find socks that are both soft AND delightful!