Moralphyll

…they are all pansies

Well, then I guess I love stomping on your morals!

…because of monkeys.

flowers are colorful because they are poisonous and immoral

of other things.

Definitely just because

of fish

Tender fragrant morals, how hardhearted to trample them.

Please keep off the morality.

This weeks sermon: harlot flowers and their evil sins of color.

Just what the world needs, preachy botanists.

Flowers are colorful because of the Paul Lynde Nation.

I thought grass was greener over the septic tank? Guess our morals are in the sewer.

Courtesy of the sanctimonious gardener with ADD

I thought it wasn’t easy being green for entirely different reasons.

GRASS: The Original Moral Majority.

Do they really need a reason???!!!

Hoho . . . the most bowelful country in the world will remain disrespected simply because.

Flowers are colorful because they are really the dirty, sinful sex organs of other plants! Lord have mercy upon their souls as they pollinate with non-plants beings such as bees and hummingbirds! Species impurity is a SIN!!! Come again next Sunday, pure sweet grass, to hear the second part of my sermon, “Temptations of the Petals”.

… because they don’t know the difference between right and wrong.

Only the immoral will trample on morality. So, keep off the grass!

Immoral grass is usually blue. (Virtue can be its own reward.)

Grass is green because of morals
Flowers are colorful because of florals

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were to write a song, I’d wr

What is it with grass?

But Officer Krupke, this grass we’re smoking is green, & thus moral. And these poppies we’re, er, never mind.

Because of Bondage and S & M.

… just because.

…because because because because BECAUSE- because of the wonderful things it does(doodly-doodly-doo)!

and here, the grass is parched brown because my soul is dead *cuddles up and cries in corner of room*

@Stopchicks – What I was gonna say, you bet me! Haha
also was gonna say what A Non-Y Mouse said…

It should read: “grass is green for the virtuous; flowers are red for the good.”

I painted them.

….it just is. OKAY!?!

So THAT’s why it’s green!!!

Loses are led
grass is green
flowers are colorful
you know what I mean

just BECAUSE, OK? You got a problem with that?

WE SHALL NEVER KNOW!!

You see how colorful those flowers are? It’ because the grass has a high moral content.

The sign printer met with a mysterious fate before he could reveal a thing that MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW.