Did he just forcibly pick you up?

You can lay me down gently of you like

Here at the dance club, men are only allowed to lay low on the floor.

“Do the leave here.” — At last, the perfect reply to “Do the needful.”

Enter the complaint
Do not smoke in the dance floor
Refuse all entrance.

Only women may stand on the main floor. The rest of you must hover.

Do not assume to make some sense.

For the negotiable pick up act, meet me in the alley in five minutes.

“Woman’s customer will refuse all entrance.” — Story of my life.

“…I wonder if you know how we live in Tokyo…”

“Are you sure this is the MEN’S room?”

Sorry, sir, we can’t serve you. Didn’t you read the rule to refrain for man customers?

Do the ‘leave here’ – the dance of the fure!

It discovers it once, or it gets the hose.

Wish I could see the entire sign! Wonder what sign is in the ladies room!

Only women have the balance to standing stand. (Most importantly, why is there a big, red circle with a line through it with NOTHING in it? Is that existential?)

say wha?

Is there anywhere DSK hasn’t been?

I have always found the floor to be a very good place for women.

Smoking ON the dance floor, however, is perfectly acceptable.

We need anti-smoking laws throughout the world- those smokers just love to assume to make some.

Hey, it was only an act..

all forcible pickups Outside, please.

Of course the woman’s customer will refuse all entrance if ya try a forcible pick up act… ya need to be romontic, brush your teeth after supper, and stop slavbering all over them first, then the legs will separate naturally.

So… is this a lesbian bar, or what?

oh ya it’s radies nite

Please understand the following contents – dang it! We did the best we could. Why did you come here if you can’t read Engrish?

No matter how nicely you ask it, I’m having a hard time understanding your contents 🙁

arent the standing stands for men?