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I love the smell of hydrogen sulfide in the morning.

No electrical healthy of Oxygen Bar, in spite of the Vitamin.
That’s why my car likes to take a bath in the forest!

Portfire Smoke Mouth…. I saw them in concert once.

What every discerning ferrari owner needs

“This product is plug and play”…. which explains why it’s hard to understand and probably wont work.

Big slabs of tinsel are fine though?

Ozone: rapidly lethal except in the innocuous ‘air of Vitamin’ form

“have force sterilization”… OK… I’m taking the bus, thank you.

I definitely need to improve my breath skill…

Set the controls for maximum internal secretion.

Drives through waterfalls in a single bound

I don’t know about you, but internal secretions put a strain on MY mood.

Remember kids, smoking is bad for your health. But shoving a power divider down your smoke mouth is even worse.

So they can correctly spell “specification” but not “anion”.

A Ford, a Chevy, and a Toyota walk into an oxygen bar…

I just gotta go burn through all this promotion metabolism.

This one is putting me in Engrish overload. Please warn me next time.

So that’s how Obi-Wan recharges his lightsaber.

As with all products, read and thoroughly understand the instructions before using.

Purify the blood? Does it do dialisis too?

Please do not unbending teardown this, the grass is still sleeping.

Hm. Ozone is kind of bad for you.

WARNING: Balance the chemical bond equation before opening

Hey, I resent that “tiny tinsel” remark.

Does it replace the odour of onions with anions ?

What about garlic or wet dog ?

Always remember to tear off the plug

Go ahead, stimulate my trachea. I dare you.

According to the package this product will kill you.

pay attation: do notatto use!

@fatkenny

And the barman says.”Is this a joke or sumthin?”

The electrified phallic symbol will bring a smile to you face and improve your road kill.

I see you have constructed a new light saber. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen when the have electric.

Obama Care for the car.

Don’t worry: I never let anything enter the inside when I’m using!

Is the O zone anywhere near the G spot?

An anion a day keeps the malfunction away.

If someone farts in aroom full of H2s does the fart smell?

It’s anoin’ and confusin’.

Does the ‘force sterilization’ feature have something to do with China’s One Child Policy?

I Need this for my Promotion Metabolism!

Surely they mean prug and pray?

I love the smell of sulfurous acid in the morning.

My “Little Tree” feels SO inadequate, these days.

The car contains the smoke mouth should bathe in the forest to improve the breath skill.

My car bathes at the car wash. Only a very spoiled car bathes in the forest. (Or maybe it’s just a tree-hugger type.)

H2S AND O3? What a steal!

H2S smells like rotten eggs, CH3SH smells like … well, wikipedia describes it as “rotten cabbage;” but if you’ve never had the great fortune to smell that, let’s just say “poo gas”.

However, converting these into SO2 is not a big step forward in terms of odor reduction, because that smells like burning sulfur.

That said, ozone itself in very small concentrations is a nice smell. Like the air after a thunderstorm. In high concentrations, of course, it’s toxic.

Listen, if you want to improve my breath skills, adjust my inner secretions and relax my strain mood, I’m gonna at least need dinner first!

So THAT’s where all the high voltage disappeared to!

If you are one of the none who needs to breathe methanol, hydrogen sulfide, sulfur dioxide, ozone, and dimethyl sulfide in order to live, then listen up, because have we got a amazing deal for you today. We bought this product from people like us and now we are desperately trying to offload it before we get fingered for the various enviromental crimes we’ve commited, simply by possessing your breath of fresh air. In the next 30 minutes, it’s only $1.99! Price and payment flexible, we simply want someone to take it off our hands, before we lose them!