The Children Display pales in comparison

Quote: “Photo courtesy of Kenny Clark.”
Park attendant: Mr. Clark, are your children good swimmers, ’cause they’re appreciating the fish far too close…..

Careful what you feed them.

I’m sorry. I just do not do multitasking.

The Chinese culture favors gold fishes above child rearing

Thank you, oh great sage. But tell us, auspicious one, what are we to do whilst criticising the fish?

No. I’d rather take care of the fish while appreciating children.

‘Dear, have you seen our daughter? For a moment I thought I saw someone in the pond…’

Do not feed the fish, particularly children over 6 years old.

Only if you can gaurantee it won’t anger the fish

But suppose I don’t appreciate fish?

Hah! Know this already longtime! At uni, majored in Fish-Appreciation!

The Susan Smith Parking Facility,

Children food cups 25 cents

Puts a new meaning to the phrase “carpe diem”

lest the children carefully fall into pond……

I’m not sure if having strangers who come to look at your pond take care of your children is such a good idea.

Mermaid babies need love, too!

did we forget somebody?
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KEVIN!!!!

Please grab the children by their swimming beards while feeding the fish.

fish appreciation month is really hard sometimes

at least they got the grammar right 😀

Grammar is still wrong! Should be:

Caution! Please take care of children that are appreciating the fish.

wrong+ should be> Caution! Please take care of children who are appreciating the fish…..but really should be> Caution! Please take care of your children while you are appreciating the fish…yes, such controversy, makes me want to just sit and watch some fish swim around while appreciating the children.