Paging Adam and Eve…

Is this a warning or a reminder to tip?

Try the garden salad!

Perhaps they’re in the middle of arresting the Village People.

I thought ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ was dead & buried

I wonder if the forbidden ones are labeled?

Call Room 301 — Ask for Bruce.

And the bar we have an aging hooker with a nice pear.

Eh, is this “The Garden of Eden hotel?” 🙂

No, it is WE who thank YOU !!

Just east of Eden, just west of the chicken ranch; China truly is the “Middle Kingdom”.

@jjhitt: and some melons…. ?
(I know, it’s sexist, but think about it for a second….) 😀

If thou stayest past checkout time, thou shalt surely die.

The strip bar is just next to the fruit stand.

“Hello, front desk? Sorry to trouble you, but there’s a serpent in my room.”

…And on the fifth day God installed basic cable with free HBO and he saw that it was good.

Oh darling I thought you’d never ask.

For room service, dial EVE.

I was wondering why the bellhop was only wearing a fig leaf.

Looks like apples are back on the menu

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Fowidden Fwuit’.

The Concierge service is run by a snake

Now i will ask you again sir, are you sure there is nothing you want to declare?

Sir, we have booked you and your wife into Room 605 and your mistress right across the hall in 604.

Hotel Directory:
Pool: Ground Floor
Fitness Room: 2nd Floor
Spa: 5th Floor
“Full Service” Spa: 3rd Floor

Adam’s Apple has never been so sweet.

Please do not entertain serpants in your room.

(There is a nice snake bar just two streets away.)

ANNOUNCER: There’s a fig leaf, size SMALL, in the Lost and Found

Best. motel.ever!

Adam and Eve? For a surprise, do a search: First Scandal.

I’m getting fruitpickin’ tired of these fruitpickin’ snakes in this fruitpickin’ hotel.

They’re called Adam and Steve.

@ Eccekio: Apple is Steve’s Job.

I was going to get some of the free breakfast, but the guy serving it seemed kind of sketchy.

or the dorkier version, Madam and Eve

Yeah, I think one tried to pick me up at the hotel gym…

That means multiple snakes right? Because I’ve always wanted to yell out loud I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER-

So it was a durian, was it?

I suppose
PROSTITUTES ON PATROL
is too crass…

Satan’s STILL trying.

They probably meant “children,” which makes this so, so creepy.

be careful, they might confenscate your hands.

Has to do with Durians.

It came in multiple copies for you and your family.

God damn it Eve! what did I tell you about the fruit…[sigh] now we have to check out.

whaa nice advertising

You’re Welcome.

It’s the main reason I go there!

It’s in the minibar. Cost: $50 per piece. And after you’ve taken a bite, you become aware of how terrible your life is.