Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

“The thing’s hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it’s full of bunnies!” …

He grows happily with you, until the bubble bursts, and transforms into a bubble bunny.

Somewhat bunnyish.. erm.. bear. Anyway, I’m still afraid he will roar when he grows up.

Forecloseures up since burst of Bear Market Bubble. Thousands of stuffed animals homeless.

and he drinks bubble tea everyday for food else he will not be happily

Is that a bubble in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

A bear that meets your every need.

The child’s beard will surely grow up to become bubble beard. Might feel a bit uncomfortable with bubbles, though.

“Not a speck of light is showing
So the Bears must be growing
Are the Bubbles of hell a-glowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing”

— (Bubble Bear and Bunny Factory)

Bubble Bear grows in all sorts of ways, but would prefer if you didn’t tell mummy & daddy about most of them

Hmmm, must be a bipolar bear – He thinks he’s a rabbit.

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble,
Still hung over and seeing double.
By the bleeding of my gums
Something fluffy this way comes.

Bear with me and I’ll buy you a bear. Beer, I mean.

Keep track of all the bears. You wouldn’t want to leave a bear behind.

The bare needs of a randy bear.

Hello boys and girls, I hate to burst your bubble, but what
that bear is going to do to you all is going to scar you for life!

the legendary White Bubble Bunny Bear of Taiwan!

Translation: “Say no to drugs.”

…and if the bubble bear has a bubble but… well, I’ll grow happily with it!!!!

be nice to bubble bear or he will grow angrilly with you

Sounds like toy from pedobear

This is unbearable.