And no one-armed railsitting, either.

On the back it says ‘I haven’t finished yet’

Just lie there please and don’t move.

Then I’ll just roll under.

Rearview mirrors for rent for people who need to walk in the other direction.

Please lay face down, no one wants to see your bits.

Don’t move, lay back and think of China…

I got extremely bored after several hours of being stuck above the rail, so I finally fell down to get hurt. Carefully, of course.

Turning over rail can induce lack of a life.

Sunny side up only!

And don’t cross your legs like that. It’s disturbing.

In life, we must always learn to sit on the fence…. It is the best policy

And no seductive poses on the railing, either.

And quit crying.

There is actually a story on this sign on Beijing Today’s Chinglish site.
The sign is located on a railing at the Three Gorges Dam.