Tops Gone Wild: It takes spin to win!

It’s the flashing bottom that I’m interested in

*Hammer drill not included

If it doesn’t go ‘Ping!’ then I am not interested.

Music for tops perhaps.

No electrical heathy of this flashing enoless toys?

Now let me see who will buy this… Flashy Gordon maybe?

Me spin you long time !

These toys are Enoless. They do not play Brian Eno music while spinning.

After you have mastered flashing…
pole dancing!

Give the flashing toys to generals, they might stop collecting nuclear weapons…

Enoless toys, good. I hate when the influence of Brian Eno corrupts children’s playtime.
(Oh, shoot. DrLex beat me to this witty observation)

Someone has not been playing fast and long time and is a complete loser for leaving all these thumbs down…go to facebook and slag off school kids you wanker

@ faulty wiring: I totally agree, and also, that person should buy himself a nice flashing toy to attract attention around (if being brave enough..)

What I don’t understand is, when buyers (company representatives) place orders for toys to export, don’t they ever look at the packing? Don’t they ever read the packing?

@Yugan Dali

15 years of Engrish posts indicates that is a negative.

Thank goodness! I’ve spent five hours in the mall looking for a toy without eno.

This darn enoless toy is the reason why I don’t know how Inception ends!

I prefer to play it slow, when it comes to flashing…

Fast and Long…. add Hard to that formula and you’ll have a toy that really sells.

I want my kid to play fast and see them be long time winner!

P.S. It has to be Enoless, if it was endless then you’d have a fabled perpetual motion machine for only 10 dollar!

Nasty vibrator!