Be sure to pick a juicy one

How many sensibilities can I insult with one sentence?

Is it just me, or does the picture look like a gaping mouth?

Who eats who?

I’ll have a ham buger, extra-large french flies and a beetle juice, please.

Just the thing to stick up your nose

Is it flied?

I must say the stuff right below the top bun looks… suspicious.

Well, buger me!

Add exclamation mark after any word for desired meaning.

Waiter! There’s a bug in my dog!

Would you like flies with that?

I gotta say, even without the misspelling, that has to be one of the most unappetizing photos of either a hot dog or burger that I’ve ever seen. Yecch.

A self-eating buger!

@Stopchicks:

What? You don’t like half-baked bread, mustard flavoured sandwich spread, egg shaped sandwich filler, unopened mussels, processed meat snack, & GMO salad??? Picky picky!

A thumb-down session, fersure!

The poor canine…

where my dawgz at? rrrrrr… arf arf…

Trainee: “Why there is no lettuce?”
Manager: “What is the difference between a lettuce and green sticky snot?”
Trainee: “What?”
Manager: “Kids don’t eat lettuce!”

Please… I’m a Geo-gan. I oppose the exploitation of helpless vegitables and only eat rocks and sand.

I thought it was a buger but it’s snot.

What’s the yellow stuff?

I heard you like Hot Dogs so I put Hot Dogs in your Burger

Considering what “Buger” means in British slang, I don’t think you want to be eating the hotdog afterwords.

I’ve always been suspicious of ‘secret sauce.’

If you are unable to finish your buger, please dispose of the uneaten portion by flicking it onto the floor or wiping it under the table.

Pick, Lick, roll, flick!

Maybe it’s just me, but I missed the spelling error because I was horrified that IT’S ACTUALLY A HOT DOG BURGER. Who would eat such a thing?

Just the right ad to turn anyone into a vegan.

Instant vegetarians!