Compatible with PorkFAT32

It’s a literal fat pipe for bandwidth hogs!

Hello front-desk? My lard line doesn’t work. Must be connected to the wrong pork.

Dial 1 and all you get is music on hold: ‘Fat Bottom Girls’ and ‘I Like Big Butts’.

Pork power for your computer needs

It’s hi-speed internet because it’s all lubricated with lard.

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she goes online my computer’s lard drive overloads.

For a healthier alternative try our new partially hydrogenated internet access.

I was actually hoping you had fry-fi so I could move around the room

1. Hi-speed broadbang internet lard line, Is in the room we serve. Please you early pay before living.
2. Low-cal internet crap line available if you would like non-connected in the room stay.
It is so sorry.

Don’t expect much…we know that you’re only going to be looking at (pop)corn anyway

In case of lard overload, please refer to the piglet located in the desk.

After using their lard line, my modem needed a triple bypass.

We have internet lard excess in the room. Please do not run into it.

You have complain go now bacon.net

Is it protected by a fryer wall?

The connection is as fast as greased lightning.

Yes, u can has cheezburger.

Guest: Sir, I think I have a problem. Nothing is coming through when I try to access a page

Attendant: Oh sir it appears are lard line is clogged now. Did you try to recessitate the page?

I hope they have an exercise room, I’m going to need it after using the internet… mss/v12.tss

Error 404: lard not found.

‘Hello? Front desk? I’m in room 237 and my computer acts weird. The screen shows an ugly fat lady crawling out of the bathtub full of lard…!’
‘No need to worry, Sir, it’s only in your head. It’s called ‘Shining’….’

Vegetarians dial 2.

You should try the cuadruple Wi-Fi. It’s awesome.

They almost made it. Almost made sense, but gave up at the end.

Aka the golden coral buffet

Unrelated to that….1050 Yen for an internet connection? Now that there’s free wi-fi everywhere, this is a rip-off!

Yeah, a typo is totally the same thing as engrish.

Time to go hog wild!