Anti-cursepirant

I’m glad you can have it use a deodorant, because it really pongs when it doesn’t.

Also used as soap

Damn those negative ions!

Chemistry class voodoo!

Ouch! I feel a burning ionization.

Because ion occurs!

Ions stink!

Accursed minus ion! You have forgotten your deodorant!

That’s right, just mix with water and the curse is lifted. It’s just that easy. Recommended by Egyptologists everywhere. Official sponsor of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox.

You can have it as a deodorant if you don’t mind smelling like burnt bamboo and charcoal.

Minus the ions, minus the smell!

And on the Seventh Day, our pits no longer stank and it was good.

At the moment, the Japanese are accursed with radioactive ions abound in the nuclearized air and water around them.

So what you’re saying is that bamboo = deodorant.

Throw a few tons of this accursed ion bamboo charcoal into the Fukushima reactors. Case solved! Thank you, Kyoto!!!

“I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you accursed ions…”

3 minutes and I am still laughin ! Thanks.

accursed ions !

This is the cutting edge, where we step over the line between science, and the ones who go around chanting: OMMMMM, OOOOOMMMMM.

This would be the caption on a bamboo-charcoal bun. They really use bamboo ash to flavour and colour bread/other foods. It’s supposed to be healthy. Apparently due to negative ions that are cleasing to the body.

Is this body art or you are burnt?

no thanks… i get along just fine by putting my kingsford charcoal in my bathtub then rubbing it upon my armpits, thank you very much.

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Bamboo burn and charcoal crumble
Ionic newt in fiery cauldron
Strength of a man, but made for a woman.

@Cecily. Yes. If you prefer to smell like bamboo.

So it’s accursed, but it’s GOOD for my body..??
That doesn’t add up…

Well you go and have your accursed minus ions use a deodorant then.

Don’t advice charcoal as a deodorant in the use. It smells bady.
Instructions are here for made of non-smelling deodorant:

1) Have made a bamboo charcoal.
2) Accurse a minus ion is in the use.
3) Put a bamboo charcoal into a non-hole of water.
4) Hide it behind of the blacksheep into a room toilet. It will not see.
5) Buy a 8×4 flower deodorant.

Will you accurse your beautifule with charcoal as deodorant in the use? Under your armpit, and your everybady, exploder effects all black. It stinks like that.

Then you apply the sorcerer’s stone and it all turns to gold.

A special formula devised by the Half-Blood Prince

You take a zumi!