So are the prices…

Mr Sheen, your room is ready

Much nicer than the Low-Down Motel down the street.

High up what

Their motto: Let’s get high!
(*courtesy of Pure White Love Inc., bongs not included, accessories sold separately)

They later changed the name to Hotel Obvious.

Townsville’s best superior hotel inn for tourist visitors during holiday vacations.

Basement’s on the third floor.

So, what’s the lowdown on this place?

Sorry. I sing three octaves lower than that.

What’s that up there? Is it a bird is it a plane?
No. It’s the prick of steel.

Way up among fruffy crouds!

Conveniently located on Down There Street.

It is rumored that a man committed suicide here by jumping off the hotel. He didn’t die because of the fall. He died of hunger because of the height.

But do their elevators reach the top floor ?

That’s not real engrish, it’s just cute! ^_^

The Hotel High Up, for when you’re meeting someone on the down low.

Hotel High Up. Even higher than Fawlty Towers.