They keep your food warm

“..and this ‘leather’ bomber jacket is made entirely of bacon.”

First we put down a layer of mayonnaise as the primer…

In Soviet Russia, food has coat crumbs on it.

The Food Coat, specializing in tailor-made dishes in L, R and XL sizes.

For attracting mice

Gives a whole new meaning to salad dressing.

It beautifully coats the food

The other foods went to court.

…I’m in a hurry; do you have a business jacket?

Food Coat would like to respectfully inform diners that we are NOT affiliated with Food Undergarment

Waiter! There’s a person in my coat!

Jamie Oliver not welcome here!

Just a coat? I had the whole outfit, peasants.

That thing must be a bitch to clean.

Right next to the Information Hall of Meat.

Endorsed by Lady GaGa!

Yeah, I’ll have the food coat with a large drink shoe.

The place that serves beef steak with cow hide on it.

Beware when the Japanese tell you to dress up for their banquet!

Ahh! An insuration Pak.

@faulty wiring. Too f—ing right mate.

The unsuccessful sequel,

“Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Food Coat”

no shirt, no service?

alright fine… i’ll have the…

Would that be a dinner jacket?

You wear what you eat.

Also known as the coat of many calories.

Comes with two pair of plants.

The food coat comes in a delicious variety of colors: Chocolate brown, cherry red, lemon yellow and celery green.

“I’m delicious!”

Food coat: 3F
Leg warmers: 2F
Oven boots: 1F

And… why exactly do I need a coat on my food?

Why would we need one?… *shivers* Oh, I see.

Hey, I’m a carrot who accidentally went into the freezer. Can I get one?