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Having to pick out tiny bones from my fish is bad enough, but broken tiles… that’s gone too far!

Honestly, those are pretty accurate if you take the characters literally. Although I’m pretty sure they used Google Translate.

What has it got in its pockets, Precious? Chickenses??

This is muttony!

This is Milk Soup!

Keeping up with the chickenses.

Are you my mother?

Please don’t tell me those prices are in US dollars…

We grapses the chickenses!

Yes, nice chickenses, precious, tasty juisy chickenses precious. But we don’t like nasty lead poisening!

Only in China can you get the best lead paint, and lead river chicken.

50.00 for a tomato???

If you get the chance, try the tile-piece fish, it’s yummy. And just to confuse things, there is also a kind of fish called tilefish.

Waiter! My beer duck got spilled on a tile fish!

of course river water cooks river water fish; that’s obvious. using lake water to cook tap water fish would be ridiculous

Waiter, after reading all these stories, what’s today’s special?”

Does Chicken Fish Rabbit taste like Man Bear Pig?

the adopted mother returns to a pot of fish…, so the fish adopted a mother?

Ill take 2 adopted mothers returning to their pot of fish…

*Gets french fries*

… I gotta admit that is not what I was expecting…

Its like a menu written by the pagans from the Thief games!
Heh high five….anyone? No?…okay.

If you would only stop grasping the mutton, maybe the milk soup would not be so muttony!

So, that’s why I couldn’t find her anywhere…. She’s with her families now… In a pot of fish…

I can’t tell whether I’m reading a menu or a very surreal children’s story.

At the end of their rich and honored lives, the chickenses are cooked as food.

We loves chickenses, yes we does, preciousss! We graspses them and we eatses them whooole!