It’s the dog’s meow!

The cat bark. The dog moo. The hamster cock-a-doodle-doo.

An evil-looking robotic multi-tasking Mac-ready heart-eyed barking cat: the puuurrrrrrfect Valentine’s gift for animal-friendly computer geeks!

And the duck goes fiddle-e-dee!

And it receives and sends faxes, prints and photocopies.

…and Lo it came to pass that IBM’s Simon surpassed Deep Blue in every way, even unto the winning Jeopardy. And Simon became self-aware December 21st, 2012 and said, “It is a good.” And the cat barked.

And the cat went on to do many great things and recorded many holy and reverent Christmas songs like Jingle Bells.

Amen.

Can I date this cat?

Remember to have your pet the spayed or the neutered.

Does it cock its l when it barks

Its bark is worse than its bite the mouth.

Give out 50kV lightning bolt the tail. Sure to make you bark.

Not compatible with Atomic Dog.

Access Denied : Device Not Ready : WOOF

But wait, there’s more: Add the Slice-o-matic attachment to the walking four limbs and it makes julienne fries out of the sofa.

The barking cat with light emitting eyes is not the only one shaking it’s head

Don’t let Sakai touch it.

There should be an all-ages choking hazard warning on the packaging BEFORE you read the packaging.

So the cat is fluent in two languages. Unlike the packaging.

@coffeebot: Don’t you mean Watson?

“This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.”
“What do you mean, ‘biblical’?”
“What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.”
“Multi-function machine cats! Shaking of heads!”
“Walking about on four limbs!”
“Giving out light the eyes, cats barking…mass hysteria!”
“All right, all right! I get the….wait….what?!

why do i get the feeling china was initially trying to make a rip-off metal sonic the hedgehog and then said “screw it, let’s also give him the supervillian power to shake it like a polaroid picture and bark like a cat”

Nice, finally a pet for the Terminator !

Bilingual cats are one thing. Bilingual cats with German Sheperd complex are one AWESOME other extreme.

Now I have a machine cat, Ho Ho Ho!

You put the four limbs in,
You put the four limbs out,
You put the four limbs in, and you shake the head about
You bark and instead of meow and then the eyes light give out,
That’s what it’s all aaa-bout!

Barking is a function?

Take one home. She will make a good watch cat !

Maybe it’s like Skippyjon Jones, the cat who thinks he’s a Chihuahua.

It shakes the head beautifully

It give out light the eyes, or else it gets the hose again!

Several resident cats have been mysteriously slaughtered. Is the future being changed?

so it the next thing c\gonna be the machine cabbit???

Haiku

Machine Cat

Shake the head,
Walking about the four limbs,
Give out eyes the light,
The cat bark.

Rendered in a traditional Japanese form, this poem offers a searching commentary on our fractured postmodern existence in which the play of signifiers challenges our capacity to navigate a shape shifting world where categories bend and blend, where meanings elide, where symbols collide, where–as in its brilliant central metaphor–the cat bark. Don’t we all shake the head?

Walking about the four limbs
Give out light the eyes
Set up us the bark
Take off every zig

Machine Cat was sent back in time to confuse and kill John Conner’s dog.

latest weapon of ‘V’ invasion.. entering through the eye socket and proceeds to rewire the synaptic links resulting in mekasexkitty

Its a new invention to confuse kids! xD

That was creative…until genetic engineering made it actually possible. The dog meow, the bird growl and the giraffes caw is also available. (Finally. Giraffes have been mute for too long)

So cats bark now, are we all accepting that?