“Mean” Joe Gurdman led the NFL in rushing yards last year.

My name is Gurdman Rush and I hate these balconies!

@%#$%$#@ Balcony: the place to jump-start your brief gurdman career.

Ok ok, I’ll hang out of the toilet window then

That’s better than being rushed by a Gundam.

Furls rush in

Every time an alarm sounds, a gurdman gets his wings.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, the gurdman rushed in!
On the balcony the only thing found was this note:

“Dun’t buther trying to fund me.
I’ll be buck! — Yur’s truly, P. Gus.”

A gurdman is actually someone who rushes towards balconies and jumps off them, dragging any people on the balcony along while doing so. Beware of the gurdman.

Don’t mess with him… he’s in the National Gurd

The gurman can rush all he wants, because I’m going long.

A good Gurdman is hard to find

Honey! I made too much for dinner. Could you go out on the balcony and see if the Gurdmans want to come over?

Gird up thine Gurdman when thou ventureth forth unto the balcony

Guess the veranda is there just for decoration? Where is the guardsman, in a door on the veranda? This is a very strange image…

When the alarm sounds, the Gurdman has to crank faster on his Hurdy Gurdy.

sooo… i guess this is former office linebacker Terry Tate’s newest job then?

Final Score:
Balcony: 12
Gurdmen: 0

It’s rush week at Osaka U

I suppose in the Middle East the Gurdman is a Kurdman. Things must be going worse than I thought for these people if they’re all rushing off balconies.

he must lead in interceptions.

“Relax”, said the gurdman, “we are programmed to rush thee.
“You can go out any time you like, but not on balcony!”