Table for one, facing the wall please. - Engrish.com

Table for one, facing the wall please.

posted on 27 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Just like my ugly mama made…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Helm.
Restaurant found in Beijing, China.

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DrLex
DrLex
15 years ago

We’ll build a perfect replica of your home interior and mimic your own/wife’s/mom’s cooking, all for the cheap price of ¥599.0.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
15 years ago

Certainly looks homely

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
15 years ago

Hey Waiter. When will we go to bed this evening?

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jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

I thought you said you wanted a place where the food wasn’t hot and spicy?

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Jellychop
Jellychop
15 years ago

To make your cooking look good by comparison: That is our promise.

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xila31
xila31
15 years ago

Right next to Plain Jane’s Fashion.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

Is this what they mean by Ho’ Cuisine?

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Kitsune
Kitsune
15 years ago

Okay, but how does it taste?

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dangevin
dangevin
15 years ago

I’ll have the homely fries please, heavy on the ugly.

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dangevin
dangevin
15 years ago

The food’s homely. The waiters are downright scary. And don’t even ask about the bathrooms.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
15 years ago

It’s not even pretty good

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A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
15 years ago

I guess presentation isn’t everything in the restaurant business.

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DragonLady
DragonLady
15 years ago

Beijing homeboys vely wercome in the way!

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Bill Gates
Bill Gates
15 years ago

Homely, but good natured.

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Bill Gates
Bill Gates
15 years ago

Good place to go for a blind date.

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