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Boy, stop playing with your food!
So I guess Cooking Barbie finally got tired of Ken and fried his a$$, after all !
This must be an old menu.
Madonna’s in her fifties now and she hasn’t had any baby boy toys since 1996. Her adopted kids likely don’t qualify as boy toys.
Do I want to eat baby boy toys? Way!
What not Big boys.
Actually, in Australia we call Cocktail Frankfurters – “Cheerios”.
Excuse me, the Special Buddha delight is full of fat, and the other two dishes taste like plastic!
I thought Special Buddha Delight is just Bud Light.
Much better than the stir fried tom boy toy, which is a bit rubbery.
… with a side of Sum Yung Guy!
the buddah is to chewy and the baby boy toy is a little crunchy and it rattles to much..
Michael Jackson used to eat here all the time.
No Peapods – stems only.
Waiter: Would you like some Buddha Delight to go with that?
Customer: You know what? I’m tired of these fancy long names. Cut to the chase and make it a BUD, will you?
The Buddha Delight is just a double portion of the Baby Boy Toy. Something for everybody, I guess.
Waiter, there’s a rattle in my soup.
Stop playing with your food.
The Stir Fried Boy Toy is made with the finest snips and snails and puppy dog’s tails. For dessert, you may enjoy our Sweet and Spicy Girl Toy, served with a generous dollop of everything nice.
I will take the Stir Fried Baby Boy Toy.
Hold the Toy please….
You ever get that strange feeling… like somewhere out there someone is frying your toy?
suddenly i have a craving for baby corn
Tastes like silicone, tanning lotion, and axe spray.
They’ll Stir Fry anything.
I’ll pass. The blue rattles just don’t taste as good as the pink ones.
Nothing better than stir-fried plastic
I wonder if this is what Madonna had in mind with her boy toy?
This was a restaurant or was there another illegal business
and rest of menu was for distracting?
Personally, I’m more concerned with the “Buddha Delight”.
i got a feeling if you ‘Buddhas delight he might not act as delightful
They’ll eat anything in China!!!
This Tickle Me Elmo is delicious!
For the cannibalistic Cougar.
No thanks–stir fry yu toy instead!