Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

Something stiff in the morning to get you going.

This must be where my work place gets their coffee supply. It does taste like ground roasted wood chips.

So that’s why my coffee always comes with cream.

Are you UP for an espresso?

Not affiliated with Morning Wood Coffee.

Their slogan is “Wake up in the morning with good wood”

I like my women the way I like my…

I was in a good mood but now…

Is this a spoon in your pocket, or are you simply in a good wood?

for that oaky flavor

they serve every coffee with extra hot cream for female customers

Thanks, I’ve already gotten wood this morning.

Need some acid milk to break it down and soften it.

Look at the Chinese characters on the right, Good Wood is simply translation of the Chinese name. Well, it’s a good laugh, though.

New meaning to having a “Woodie” in the morning

I am sporting a tremendous cup of coffee!

technically the correct literal translation, the words in chinese mean favorable wood