We’re groin’ to the movies!

A movie in Brazilian.

Altogether and enjoyable film, outlining the life and times of Barry, a pubic louse, as he moves from one residence to the next, leaving a growing family in his wake. The frenzied climax depicting Barry’s untimely death by blunt razor blade is as gruesome as it is salient, and forces us to reflect upon not only our personal hygiene, but also the welfare of those beings who inhabit our nether regions. Pubic Enemies will leave you itching for more.

7.5/10.

“Harry Potter and the Public Enemies’ Empire of Silver” hmmmm… don’t get that one. Neither would Ms Rowling. Perhaps the parsel-tongues might get the joke.

But the Chinese “哈利波特：混血王子的背” (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’s Back” – haha, we’re groin’ somewhere! It’s missing “叛” at the end cos the screen couldn’t fit it; the literal meaning would be “Harry Potter: Betrayal of the Half-Blood Prince”.

Oh crap…now only i notice the word public was misspelt *^_^*

That’s one chapter I must have overlooked: Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies. Running time = 4h 52. Hmm. What’s it rated, by the way?

The way to deal with pubic enemies is to grab them by the short and curlies.

Does this mean they are more private?

Should that be Hairy Porter and the pubic enemies?

“Pubic Enemies” starring: Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, and introducing Genital Warts. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll wince in pain when you pee.

It’s the sequel to Saving Ryan’s Privates.

No. 1 pubic enemy – Empire of Sliver

Much as you hate them, please keep them private instead of screening them in public cinemas!

Did the pubic enemies escape by swimming away when Harry Potter was in the bath tub?

Hog Warts of a different sort

Pubic ememies = the craps.

The president of Taiwan has pubicly declared that Communist China is Taiwan’s top pubic enemy.

Well that explains the little black dots in Dumbledore’s beard.

Two claws up!

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear,
Who tried to shave his pubic hair.
Said the wounded, remorseful bear,
“Next time I’ll use bear hair Nair!”

Harry Potter Fraternises with Belatrix?

All these pubic jokes are making me groin.

SPOILER: The Heroes win inflicting massive damage!

EXTRA SPOILER: it was Vulvdamort

Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies… Wasn’t that book 5?

beware of harry potter’s silver empire its a pubic enemy

“they were the worst kind of enemies.”
“mortal enemies?”
“worse. PUBIC enemies!”
[cue dramatic music]

Oh damn lol, this made me bust out laughing and woke up my gf ><
but I told her, and she understands…

Photo courtesy of Louse.

Ah no! Public rice!

Volume 7: Harry Potter and the Pubic Enemies